Rick Santorum is Insane

Posted on March 16, 2012 by Funtime

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Rick Santorum is a lunatic.

Every time you see this miserable miscreant on TV, he is unleashing another barrage of utterly ridiculous and offensive lines of nonthought. The fact that this Saturday Night Live caricature is considered a serious candidate for the highest office of this land is shaming this country every minute it continues.

Take your take your pick from the unabated smorgasbord of insanity this bigoted mental patient has offered. It will be quite difficult labeling which instance is the most creepy, dumbfounding or warped.

 

 

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Jesus Tattoo Demo

Posted on March 13, 2012 by Funtime

Here’s a little ditty I’m working on. Pardon the sour notes but definitely stick around for the plagal cadence.

I ask myself, do I love the Lord enough?
Am I a good Christian doing good Christian stuff?
I go to church and I pray up to the sky
is that enough good stuff to help me get on by?
I try to live my according to the book,
And God will see this when he takes his final look
But to you, to prove my faith is true.
I know what I can do
 
I know what I can do
to prove my faith to you
My reverence is clear as day
Forever etched in inks of blue
Yes! that’s what I’ll do
my faith is real, my faith is true
I got myself a Jesus tattoo
 
A cross upon my arm and a crown of thorns upon my chest
bodily remind you that the love of Christ is the best
and when I take my shirt off at the beach or at the Y
everyone will be informed that I’m a religious guy
The ink may fade away but the glory held within
Permanently echo the faith upon my skin
And to all the doubters who think my faith untrue
I head back to the parlor and I know just what I’ll do:
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Rick Santorum: Comic Book Supervillain

Posted on February 21, 2012 by Funtime

PhotobucketBy clicking the the ‘Rick Santorum‘ tag under this post, you’ll find various additional pieces and infographics that suggest the aforementioned monster is running hot to capture the title of “Worst Human Being on Earth.”

Those posts were created when Rick Santorum was nothing more than a creepy also-ran in the psycho sitcom that is the Republican presidential campaign. Now that he’s exploiting the religious terror of complete idiots and running on a campaign of fear and hatred, he’s morphed into something a bit more devious than comic foil.

That smug charlatan is a fucking supervillain.

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Mike Francesa: The Cutting Edge of Technology

Posted on February 21, 2012 by Funtime

PhotobucketSo everybody who listens to Mike Francesa knows that he lives in a fantasy land where Bernie Williams provides the soundtrack and Mickey Mantle is still the star of the show.

As such, Francesa unveiled a newfangled computer app that would be considered revolutionary had it premiered in 2003.

Like a good user, I downloaded the plug-in, and had a looksie. Here are some screen caps.

Hey Mike! Keep up the good work.

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Mike thinks he’s on the cutting edge of technology, and to some of the ridiculously uninformed listening base, he probably seems like he is. They’re all dreaming.

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