Category Archives: Forced Musings

White people, stop sharing Candace Owens.

Posted on June 18, 2020 by Funtime

Malcolm X spoke extensively about people like Candace Owens. He could plainly see the white supremacist utility in people like her. “he take a so-called negro and make him prominent, build him up, publicize him, make him a celebrity, and … Continue reading →

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Contemporary Musings from the General Public

Posted on March 12, 2015 by Funtime

This is a wild exchange that I was made privy to due to the majesty of social media. I’ve blocked out all the names and faces to protect the guilty (not sure why), but the comments are presented unedited. There … Continue reading →

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Matthew Funtime also performs music shows:

Posted on September 12, 2013 by Funtime

Did you know that? In addition to the photoshops of Mike Francesa and the sacrilegious blathering, I also play guitar, piano, mandolin, marimba, drums, bass guitar.. etc  – I’m going to start playing in the NY metro are pretty soon, … Continue reading →

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Paula Deen is a disgusting person

Posted on June 25, 2013 by Funtime

Paula Deen is more or less a symbol for everything that is wrong with this formerly amazing country. An entitled, overfed, obese, spoiled, butter-soaked, racist dim-wit. Fuck her. Tweet

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