As the “Best of MF.me” tabulator would indicate Rick Santorum: Presidential Bigot has shot up to #2 in the ranks of most-viewed posts on this site. This is directly thanks to the frothy folks at SpreadingSantorum.com who included the Santorum/Fred Phelps mash-up pictured at right in one of their recent posts and linked it to the original location.
Rick Santorum will be greatly missed by all comedians when he goes quietly into the night after failing at his quest for the Republican nomination.
It will be very interesting to see how this collection of complete stooges will spend their time after their own failed campaigns. It’ll take Rick Perry a few weeks to wrap his head around the numbers, so he might be busy in the lab for a while. Michele Bachmann will go back to feeding on the blood of foster children and keeping up the facade of a hetero-normative marriage. I can’t wait to not watch Herman Cain compete on Dancing with the Stars. Newt will be back on his speaking engagement chewing his face for anyone who’ll lend an ear.
For Rick Santorum though, how does one wipe off the stain of defeat and acclimate back into life as a bigoted, junk-science-shilling piece of fecal crust? Will he muster atop his psychopathic high horse and join the ranks of political punditry? Will Jesus speak directly to him and command he enter the clergy to fully serve the God of Abraham?
Or will he give it all up and just dance dance dance!