Rick Santorum: Comic Book Supervillain

PhotobucketBy clicking the the ‘Rick Santorum‘ tag under this post, you’ll find various additional pieces and infographics that suggest the aforementioned monster is running hot to capture the title of “Worst Human Being on Earth.”

Those posts were created when Rick Santorum was nothing more than a creepy also-ran in the psycho sitcom that is the Republican presidential campaign. Now that he’s exploiting the religious terror of complete idiots and running on a campaign of fear and hatred, he’s morphed into something a bit more devious than comic foil.

That smug charlatan is a fucking supervillain.

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Mike Francesa: The Cutting Edge of Technology

PhotobucketSo everybody who listens to Mike Francesa knows that he lives in a fantasy land where Bernie Williams provides the soundtrack and Mickey Mantle is still the star of the show.

As such, Francesa unveiled a newfangled computer app that would be considered revolutionary had it premiered in 2003.

Like a good user, I downloaded the plug-in, and had a looksie. Here are some screen caps.

Hey Mike! Keep up the good work.

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Mike thinks he’s on the cutting edge of technology, and to some of the ridiculously uninformed listening base, he probably seems like he is. They’re all dreaming.

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2012.02.16 – Secular Mailbag

Though our primary means of conversation have been silenced by people more or less afraid of the kind of discussion pasted below, Thomas and I still correspond frequently and have a chuckle at the expense of the capricious, ignorant and naive – here is yesterday’s email exchange stemming from current events:

Me:
Coupling God’s obvious handiwork in both Jeremy Lin’s miraculous buzzer beater with the decision to burn Hondurans to their death. What a mysterious guy, that god is!!
 
This stuff is just too hilariously juxtaposed.
 
Harvard educated? I guess their science department leaves something to be desired.
 
Tom:
LOL.  “God works in mysterious ways” is how they justify it.
 
It is far easier for the mind to latch on to the hope that there is some greater power that controls our destiny and has a plan for us in an eternal afterlife than it is to accept that we are ephemeral creatures on this earth who have a brief opportunity to exist.  Good things happen to bad people and bad things happen to good people not because of some grand plan, but sometimes because of the forces of sheer chance and probability.In my mind, the idea that I am here at all, experiencing the life I am is reason enough to be happy.  I am going to die at some point, but that is something I neither fear nor lament.  It is just the way of things.  I need no promise of a paradise if I am good or a hell if I am bad to guide my life.  The evolutionarily selected feelings of empathy and compassion created by the neurons in my brain are enough to guide me as to what is right or wrong, regardless of some divine consequence.

If prayer is all that was necessary for good things to happen to people, then why are so many devoutly religious people so horrendously poor and so many educated atheists so rich?

Clinging to false hope without evidence isn’t a desirable trait to have, which is why I don’t understand why being devoutly religious is considered such an admirable trait.  If anything it’s a weakness.

 
 
 
 
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A Valentine’s Day message from Rick Santorum

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On this truly American celebration of commercialized emotion, let us not forget that love only comes from God. Without His mighty power, there is no love and the force of His love should fill every orifice of your body fully enough to satiate your worldly physical needs.

When the chords of hetero-normative love are struck, remember that physical expressions of that feeling are forbidden by the laws of the true Christian God. Any icky sexual touching must be limited to the express purpose of creating life. And if the pressure is too much and one gives into the temptation of sexual gratification, do not even consider the possibility of using a condom.

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